Kryptonite Glow Bath Gift by Fortune Cookie Soap

Kryptonite soap it glows in the freaking dark! This is the soap for all you Superman haters, you know you are out there! It has an extremely powerful green apple scent that yes, will knock even Superman down on his buns of steel! But, guess what? You aren't Superman; you will never be Superman so you can use this awesome smelling soap and not get knocked down. As part of the whole Kryptonite illusion, we also had to make this soap with cosmetic grade, glow in the dark powder so even if you are stumbling around in your bathroom in the dark, you will still be able to shower and get yourself all cleaned up after a hard night of well, of doing whatever you were doing to be stumbling around your bathroom in the middle of the night. Not that we want to know or anything _ but we do have an e-mail address that you can use to tell us all your drunken stories!