What's New at Fortune Cookie Soap

WAIT! Spring? What Spring??

With snow flurries yesterday and a high of 36 degrees today, it sure doesn't feel like spring yet. 

What's new here in FCS land...

1. We had a BABY! Hard to believe it's already been 2 weeks!! Adorable...right?

 Soooo worth feeling like THIS 24/7!


2. Who needs flowers? The FCS 2013 Spring Line is officially in full bloom.


3. BEHOLD!! The Wizard Collection by FCS is coming next month. GAHHHH!! 

4. Bonus Spring Soap Boxes will be hitting the site in the next few days. We always make a few extra, so if you missed out on the last one - you'll be able to snag one soon! Keep an eye on our FB page for the announcement. 



5. Do you Insta? We sneak a lot of peeks here! Mini collections coming soon!



<3 Shannon 











It's been awhile....BUBBLE BLUNDERS! TODAY 3pm CST

What can I say, we've been doing a lot of testing....


First of all, you might want to take a moment to consider whether you might be better off just not buying a BUBBLE BLUNDER. 

Every so often we make an "OOPS!" batch. We don't like to point fingers or say names but it's always the Noobie.  Don't feel bad for us... we take it out of their paycheck, and give them a good old fashioned Marine Corps hazing. (it takes Justin back to his glory days!)


So what do we do with all these perfectly usable, but ugly products?.....  hmmm I'll tell you what we do! We sell it sooper, dooper, crazy cheap!  We guarantee that you will get at least 1.5 lbs of product. It's going to look ugly, the fragrance probably won't match the color. Nothing will have labels, you will have to do your homework to find out just what you got in your bag. It may have a fortune in it from someone's else's custom order, graduation or college frat party.. saying something like "I got smashed during Rush 2013!"

It may contain 4 fortune cookies, some bath salts, a fizzy and some bath melts, but I really doubt it, there's no guarantee on any specific products. You'll get a mix of messups and leftovers with the guaranteed weight of a hefty 1.5 lbs!

They'll arrive in a zip-top bag that is guaranteed to have been used less than 4 times for lunches and such....we may or may not be kidding about that. 


THE HOLY BUBBLE BLUNDER COMMANDMENTS

 l. THOU SHALT NOT BUY MORE THAN ONE PER PERSON, PER HOUSEHOLD (you don't want us to have cancel your order, do you?)                                                                                            

 ll. THOU SHALT NOT USE A DISCOUNT CODE (same results as above)

 lll. THOU SHALT NOT WHINE OR CRY...IT'S JUST AWESOME SOAP

 lV. SHALT THOU NOT GET THE BLUNDERS YOU WANT...WANT THE BLUNDERS YOU GET

 V. THOU SHALT NOT CAUSE ANY DRAMA - HUGS, NOT DRAMA!

"Create Your Own Scent" Whipped Cream is Baaaaaack!

Limited offer ends at 9am (CST) February 2nd.  We bring this offer back every once in awhile because we get begged to death. Not sure if you can actually die from that. 

For the next 48 hours only....YOU are the mixmaster! Choose one of our tried and true fragrance blends or create your own custom masterpiece. Please choose from our current fragrance list below.. 

Here's how to do it... 

1. add the "Create Your Own Scent" Whipped Cream to your shopping cart

2. write in the notes section, at check out, what fragrance(s) you want 

Please note: Your custom blend will have a handwritten label on it and may take up to 7 business days to fill - so thanks for your patience!                                                                                                                                                                                  

Current Fragrance List     

Beach Daisies                                              
Tomato
Pinky Swear (custom blend)                                               
Yellow Polka Dot Bikini
Wake Me Up Before You Mango
Zombie Treats
Snickerdoodle Cookie
Butterscotch
Lemonade
Sweet pea
Asian plum
Mango 
Nutcracker
Pink Sugar
Jelly doughnut
Pink lemonade
Spring Rain
Satsuma
Birthday Cake
Tart lemon
Mango
Candy corn
Jeweled citrus
Dreamsicle
Rose
Christmas wreath
Red hot cinnamon
Vanilla sandalwood
Strawberry wine
Lavender martini
Violet
Something Tropical
Pineapple
Apple orchard
Frozen margarita
Blueberry flapjacks
Clementine
Fresh-cut grass
Baby Doll
Red delicious apple
Mountain Dew
Guava
Green apple 
ITL
Hubba Hubba
Yuzu
Black Licorice
Oatmeal milk and honey
Black cherry bomb
Ginger
Hot cocoa
Vivid
Blueberry
Strawberry 
Dragons blood
Cola
Keep it Clean
Gin Martini
Fresh Pear
Chamomile
French lavender
Banana
Blue cotton candy
Lilac
BlackBerry Fizz
Grapefruit
Caramel
Jasmine
Mulled cider
Raspberry Creme
Plumeria
Pink watermelon
Hazelnut coffee
Nectarine and honey
Pink sugar
Iced cinnamon rolls
Coconut
Banana nut bread
Candycane
Mellow Yellow
Pumpkin
Honeysuckle
Suntan lotion
Almond
Pilaki
Mandarian breeze
Fig
Sugarplum
Yang Yang
Sweetclover
Sage
Pomegranate
Keylime pie
Spiced lime
Spring Fling
Thyme
Silver Buttonwood
Baby powder
Citron
Tuberose
Clove
Breeze
Campfire
Fireside
Chocolate delight
Citrus basil
Eggnog
Black raspberry vanilla
Buttercream
Country Christmas
Chamomile & musk Melon
Cucumber
Caramel apple
Pear glaze
Carrot Cake
Muscadine
Candy Cane
Mediterranean fig
Amber and Vanilla
Gingerbread
Honeysuckle
Toasted marshmallow
Christmas morning
Crème brûlée
Cranberry
Spearmint
Mango
Lime
Mistletoe
Woodstock
Manderin orange
Fresh air
Brown sugar
Wassail
Peppermint
Chardonnay
Dirt
Whole wheat bread
Fresh peach
Old-fashioned banana pudding
Island Fresh
Bedtime bath
Hot buttered rum
Christmas craving
Cucumber Wasabi Cilantro
Rootbeer
Fresh raspberry
Pumpkin
Aloe and white lilac
Frosted pinecones
Fresh brewed coffee
Graham crackers
Sour watermelon candy
Caribbean
Bergamot and tarragon leaves
Eggnog
Mango
Hawaiian suntan
Honey
Earl Grey tea
Australian Bamboo Grass
Butt Naked
Bacon
Buttermilk Pancakes
Beer
Freshwater cucumber
Green tea and cucumber
Verbena
Raspberry lemonade
Fresh ginger lime
Gingersnap cookies
Berry vanilla
Tropical vacation
Summer honey
Confetti cake
Grape soda
DoubleMint
Peach nectar
Raspberry cream
Pure Amber
Warm vanilla sugar
Pink berry Mamosa
Honey and Shea

NEW "Party in a Box" Fortune Cookie Sampler + Giveaway!

Since "Laissez Les Bons Temps Rouler" is pretty much the moto around here at FCS, we finally created a product to celebrate that. 


The "Party in a Box" sampler contains.. 

(1) "Got Beads?" Fortune Cookie      Smells Like: Summer Sorbet 

(1) "Let The Good Times Roll" Fortune Cookie   Smells Like: Nectarine & Honey 

(1) "Show Me Your...Cookies!" Fortune Cookie    Smells Like: Strawberry Wine 


Win one!




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Valentine's Day products + New Massage Candle!

 All New! Valentine's Day products available now!

We know not everyone gets all mushy and gushy for Valentine's Day, in fact, it can all be a little nauseating! Don't let that ruin the holiday for you...introducing the Anti-Valentine Gift Set, perfect for those wanting to spoil themselves for Valentines Day! 




The story behind the massage candle...

It all started when I heard the word Massage Candle for the first time. What's a massage candle, you say? Well, just like a lot of you, I also   NEEDED to know! It just SCREAMED Valentine's Day to me! 

That was all it took for us to be off and running to the FCS test lab, determined to test, test and test some more, until we were all loose limbed and ready for a nap! 

We found that all natural soy wax melts at a very low temperature, making it a perfect ingredient for our new endeavor. By adding in rich, natural butters and oils, it created a luxurious formula that passed all of our massage testing! Tough job huh? ;)


Below are basic step-by-step instructions for safe use:

1. Light your massage candle 

2. Let it burn for 10-20 minutes. Depending on how lucky the other person is getting :p

3. Drizzle the warmed liquid directly onto that special someone

4. Give (or receive) the most unforgettable massage ever. Don't worry, we're leaving now...

Massage candle is not edible




50% OFF AFTER CHRISTMAS SALE!

Merry Christmas from FCS!! Now's your chance to stock up on the discontinued Christmas holiday products and fragrances. Supplies are limited, so don't hesitate, when they're gone...they're GONE! *Sale in store and online.



SALE APPLIES TO NEW ORDERS ONLY. NO CHANGES CAN MADE ONCE AN ORDER IS PLACED. DISCOUNT CODE MAY BE USED. WE RESERVE THE RIGHT TO CANCEL ANY ORDER DUE TO UNAUTHORIZED, ALTERED OR INELIGIBLE USE OF THIS OFFER, AND TO TERMINATE THE OFFER DUE TO UNFORESEEN PROBLEMS.



BOGO mix & match OCD Hand Sanitizers + FREE Snowball Fizzy offer!

MIX AND MATCH! All OCD's 

 

  

BOGO Candy Cane Fluff & Tangle In The Tinsel Bar Soaps




PLUS all orders over $35 (before shipping) receive a FREE Snowball Fight Bath Fizzy a $4.99 value! While supplies last!


 OFFERS EXPIRE DECEMBER 17 Midnight CST 
OFFER APPLIES TO NEW ORDERS ONLY. MAKE SURE TO ADD THE CORRECT PRODUCTS TO YOUR SHOPPING CART, NO CHANGES CAN MADE ONCE AN ORDER IS PLACED. WE RESERVE THE RIGHT TO CANCEL ANY ORDER DUE TO UNAUTHORIZED, ALTERED OR INELIGIBLE USE OF THIS OFFER, AND TO TERMINATE THE OFFER DUE TO UNFORESEEN PROBLEMS. 


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