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MUST GO FASTER Bar Soap

Sold Out - $7.99

You just gotta get those bad scents outta here and you must...go...faster... and cover up with fresh, invigorating scents of orange rind, thyme, lemongrass, and avocado. It's a fresh new smell that hides bad scents of sweaty, muddy people you've been driving around all day.

Lather responsibly!

Vegetable based
Contains no surfactants or propylene glycol
Glycerine Rich
No parabens
No Sulfates
No Propylene Glycol
Soap made from 100% Natural Ingredients

VEGAN

INGREDIENTS: Aqua, Sorbitol, Sodium Palm Kernelate, Sodium Stearate, Sodium Oleate, Sodium Chloride, Citric Acid, Sodium Citrate, Cosmetic Color, Cosmetic Glitter, Fragrance Oil.

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Smell is orgasmic

Bought this for my boyfriend who is a huge JP and homemade soap fan. He loves it just as much as I do. Gorgeous heavy floral that lingers for awhile after your shower. It’s such a treat we are both so pleased with it!

Amazing detail

I cannot wait to gift this to my partner. It's stunning and I like how bar soaps are more environmentally friendly!

Gorgeous

The care that went into carving this soap is amazing. It’s truly a work of art!

Gorgeous and smells awesome

This soap is actually so beautiful... I almost hate to use it... thank goodness I bought two.... oh and it smells DIVINE!!

Love this soap

These soaps are just amazing. The details, the design and colors are just perfect.

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Smell is orgasmic

Bought this for my boyfriend who is a huge JP and homemade soap fan. He loves it just as much as I do. Gorgeous heavy floral that lingers for awhile after your shower. It’s such a treat we are both so pleased with it!

Amazing detail

I cannot wait to gift this to my partner. It's stunning and I like how bar soaps are more environmentally friendly!

Gorgeous

The care that went into carving this soap is amazing. It’s truly a work of art!

Gorgeous and smells awesome

This soap is actually so beautiful... I almost hate to use it... thank goodness I bought two.... oh and it smells DIVINE!!

Love this soap

These soaps are just amazing. The details, the design and colors are just perfect.

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