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I LOVE YOU, BUT YOU'RE ALL TERRIBLE Deep Conditioner

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Oh my god. Need your hair to look amazing and smell delicious just so you can tolerate how horrible and terrible everyone else is? Trust us, you’re not a boob punch and you’ll look up to this deep conditioner that smells of sugared blueberries, warm cake accord, brown sugar and vanilla. Perfect for particularly thick hair and works well on moustaches too!

TO USE: After shampooing, liberally work through clean, damp hair and allow 3-5 minutes before rinsing. Our Deep Conditioner treatment works like a hair mask. Use 1-2 times a week.

WHAT IT DOES: Leaves hair deeply nourished, eliminates split ends, and improves elasticity and shine.

HOW IT WORKS: Infused with argan oil, this deep conditioner rejuvenates, rebuilds, and repairs damaged hair.

2oz

Ingredients: Distilled Water, Behentrimonium Methosulfate (and) Cetearyl Alcohol (and) Stearalkonium Chloride, Argan Oil, Helianthus Annuus, Cetrimonium Chloride, Hydrolyzed Wheat Protein, dl-Panthenol, Dimethicone Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Extract Cyclomethicone, Chondrus Crispus Phenoxyethanol (and) Caprylyl Glycol (and) Sorbic Acid (Carrageenan) Extract, Fragrance.



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Based on 25 reviews
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mara kijanovic
ok, now i smell the BLUEBERRY

the first time i smelled it i guess there was something wrong with my nose because i couldnt smell the blueberry, but i smelled it again and wham! straight up sugared blueberries!! i, personally, am not a fan of blueberry scents but i actually like this one, so that says a lot :P its delicious!

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Jennifer
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I love this scent! I wish I could take a bath in it.

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Jen
Choking on a hairball

Seriously, I’m going to eat my hair for breakfast :)

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Danielle
Love it!

I love the deep conditioning products. This scent is amazing, and I love catching a whiff of my hair (the first time I was like "What is so delicious?! OH! It's me!".) It strikes me kind of fruity and cakey

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Mara
Interesting scent (works great obv)

Idk why I got this one because I really don't like blueberries lol but the scent is quite interesting.. it's not a distinct blueberry but definitely sweet and makes me want to keep smelling it to figure out wtf it is exactly :p

Customer Reviews

Based on 25 reviews
92%
(23)
4%
(1)
4%
(1)
0%
(0)
0%
(0)
m
mara kijanovic
ok, now i smell the BLUEBERRY

the first time i smelled it i guess there was something wrong with my nose because i couldnt smell the blueberry, but i smelled it again and wham! straight up sugared blueberries!! i, personally, am not a fan of blueberry scents but i actually like this one, so that says a lot :P its delicious!

J
Jennifer
more

I love this scent! I wish I could take a bath in it.

J
Jen
Choking on a hairball

Seriously, I’m going to eat my hair for breakfast :)

D
Danielle
Love it!

I love the deep conditioning products. This scent is amazing, and I love catching a whiff of my hair (the first time I was like "What is so delicious?! OH! It's me!".) It strikes me kind of fruity and cakey

M
Mara
Interesting scent (works great obv)

Idk why I got this one because I really don't like blueberries lol but the scent is quite interesting.. it's not a distinct blueberry but definitely sweet and makes me want to keep smelling it to figure out wtf it is exactly :p

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