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ALRIIIGHT! Shower Oil

This product has been discontinued and placed (ever so gently) in our Museum. Once a product goes into the Museum, it generally stays there. However, if there is enough interest we'll make it again.
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Do you love showers and mornings and bologna and turtles and wine? ALRIIIGHT! No matter what you say, we’ll only stop you when you buy sixteen of these shower oils because we don’t get drunk, we just have fun off this spectacular shower oil that smells like Linda’s own personal stash of sparkling cranberry merlot. Are you drunk enough to be any fun yet? Hey Jennifer Slow-pez, add this to your cart!

Directions: Spray on shower-damp skin and allow to air dry. A delicate blend of oils, formulated to instantly vanish into skin, leaving it silky and radiant.

5.4oz

VEGAN

Ingredients: Sesamum Indicum, Caprylic/Capric Triglyceride, Isopropyl Myristate, Tocopheryl Acetate, Fragrance



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Customer Reviews

Based on 26 reviews
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Jenna P
Yummy!

This product has a great scent and is an excellent moisturizer for dry skin. I particularly like the versatility of this product: before or after shower/bath & can be used as a general moisturizer, bath oil, or even shave oil, etc <3

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Penny
LOVE LOVE LOVE THIS!!!

I haven't seen the show Bob's Burgers, nor do I drink alcohol so the thought of this with the scent description being Cranberry Merlot I was definitely doubtful. That is until I smelt my friends bottle. OH MY GOSH!!! The scent is awesome!!! Reminds me of Swirly Twirly Gumdrops. I already loved the Shower Oil formula. I love that it is something I can put on quick and easily and is deeply hydrating for my skin. Best scent in this product....PLEEEEEEEASE bring it back!!! :)

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Jen
Goes on light

Light scent, lasts a while too. It’s better than Linda Belcher’s Chardonnay farts!

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Savannah
not just alright - it's great

So good. The shower oil products are so clever and way less mess than other moisturizers and the packaging for this is SO cute.

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Lane
I Love It

Love it so much I may buy a second while they still have it. Lightweight but still moisturizing and a great scent.

Customer Reviews

Based on 26 reviews
96%
(25)
0%
(0)
4%
(1)
0%
(0)
0%
(0)
J
Jenna P
Yummy!

This product has a great scent and is an excellent moisturizer for dry skin. I particularly like the versatility of this product: before or after shower/bath & can be used as a general moisturizer, bath oil, or even shave oil, etc <3

P
Penny
LOVE LOVE LOVE THIS!!!

I haven't seen the show Bob's Burgers, nor do I drink alcohol so the thought of this with the scent description being Cranberry Merlot I was definitely doubtful. That is until I smelt my friends bottle. OH MY GOSH!!! The scent is awesome!!! Reminds me of Swirly Twirly Gumdrops. I already loved the Shower Oil formula. I love that it is something I can put on quick and easily and is deeply hydrating for my skin. Best scent in this product....PLEEEEEEEASE bring it back!!! :)

J
Jen
Goes on light

Light scent, lasts a while too. It’s better than Linda Belcher’s Chardonnay farts!

S
Savannah
not just alright - it's great

So good. The shower oil products are so clever and way less mess than other moisturizers and the packaging for this is SO cute.

L
Lane
I Love It

Love it so much I may buy a second while they still have it. Lightweight but still moisturizing and a great scent.

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