The Soap Life

It's been awhile....BUBBLE BLUNDERS! TODAY 3pm CST

What can I say, we've been doing a lot of testing....


First of all, you might want to take a moment to consider whether you might be better off just not buying a BUBBLE BLUNDER. 

Every so often we make an "OOPS!" batch. We don't like to point fingers or say names but it's always the Noobie.  Don't feel bad for us... we take it out of their paycheck, and give them a good old fashioned Marine Corps hazing. (it takes Justin back to his glory days!)


So what do we do with all these perfectly usable, but ugly products?.....  hmmm I'll tell you what we do! We sell it sooper, dooper, crazy cheap!  We guarantee that you will get at least 1.5 lbs of product. It's going to look ugly, the fragrance probably won't match the color. Nothing will have labels, you will have to do your homework to find out just what you got in your bag. It may have a fortune in it from someone's else's custom order, graduation or college frat party.. saying something like "I got smashed during Rush 2013!"

It may contain 4 fortune cookies, some bath salts, a fizzy and some bath melts, but I really doubt it, there's no guarantee on any specific products. You'll get a mix of messups and leftovers with the guaranteed weight of a hefty 1.5 lbs!

They'll arrive in a zip-top bag that is guaranteed to have been used less than 4 times for lunches and such....we may or may not be kidding about that. 


THE HOLY BUBBLE BLUNDER COMMANDMENTS

 l. THOU SHALT NOT BUY MORE THAN ONE PER PERSON, PER HOUSEHOLD (you don't want us to have cancel your order, do you?)                                                                                            

 ll. THOU SHALT NOT USE A DISCOUNT CODE (same results as above)

 lll. THOU SHALT NOT WHINE OR CRY...IT'S JUST AWESOME SOAP

 lV. SHALT THOU NOT GET THE BLUNDERS YOU WANT...WANT THE BLUNDERS YOU GET

 V. THOU SHALT NOT CAUSE ANY DRAMA - HUGS, NOT DRAMA!

"Create Your Own Scent" Whipped Cream is Back!

Our most popular, Semi - Annual Whipped Cream promo!

For the next 72 hours....YOU are the mixmaster! Choose one of our tried and true fragrance blends or create your own custom masterpiece. To help you out, below is our fragrance list…(except cinnamon - no cinnamon)

Here's how to do it... 


1. add the "Create Your Own Scent" Whipped Cream to your shopping cart

2. write in the notes section, at check out, what fragrance(s) you want 

    Please note: Your custom blend will have a handwritten label on it and may take up to 7 business days to fill - thanks for your patience!                                                                                                                                                                                  

    Current Fragrance List     

    Polyjuice Potion
    Basil Sage & Mint
    Buttered Popcorn
    Sally
    Butter Beer
    Rock Candy
    Hawaiian Ice
    Jack
    Oogie Boogie
    Waterlily and Fresh Mint
    Daily Bread
    Marry Me
    The Arena
    Golden Boy
    Golden Cornucopia
    Tick Tock
    Nuts & Volts
    Quickie (Valentine's Day)
    Booty Call (Valentine's Day)
    Golden Snitch
    Do you Salsa or Mango
    Mod Bod
    The Pearl
    Don't Drink Me
    Apple Blossom
    Cranberry Apple FTW
    Summer Sorbet
    Spearmint Eucalyptus
    Sugar High 
    Native Nectar
    Christmas Town
    Easter Town
    Thanksgiving Town
    Halloween Town
    Beach in a Bottle
    A Nod To The Hippies
    Silver Parachute
    Poisonous Fog
    Blue Skies
    Water Orchid
    Blueberry Lemon Verbena
    French Vanilla
    Nag Champa
    Pink Watermelon & Apricot
    Chai Tea
    Pinky Swear                                                
    Butterscotch
    Pink Lemonade
    Sweet pea
    Asian plum
    Pink Sugar
    The Munchies
    Rain Showers
    Sweet Tart Martini
    Cupcake
    Lemon Zing
    Candy corn
    Not Too Shabby Chic
    Ghost Gum
    Fresh Cut Rose
    Christmas wreath
    Vanilla sandalwood
    Strawberry wine
    Lavender martini
    Violet
    Something Tropical
    Pineapple
    Apple orchard
    Frozen margarita
    Blueberry flapjacks
    Clementine
    Fresh-cut grass
    Baby Doll
    Red delicious apple
    Mountain Dew
    Guava
    Kryptonite 
    In The Loop
    Hubba Hubba
    Yuzu
    Black Licorice
    Creamy Dreamy Oatmeal Cookie
    Black cherry bomb
    Hot cocoa
    Vivid
    Blueberry
    Strawberry 
    Dragons blood
    Cola
    Keep it Clean
    Gin Gimlet
    Fresh Pear
    Chamomile
    Banana
    Cotton candy
    Lilac
    Pink Grapefruit
    Caramel
    Jasmine
    Mulled cider
    Raspberry Creme
    Plumeria
    Pink watermelon
    Hazelnut coffee
    Iced cinnamon rolls
    Coconut
    Banana nut bread
    Candy Cane
    Mellow Yellow
    Pumpkin
    Honeysuckle
    Suntan lotion
    Almond
    Pikaki
    Baby powder
    Eggnog
    Black raspberry vanilla
    Country Christmas
    Cucumber
    Caramel apple
    Pear glace
    Carrot Cake
    Muscadine
    Amber & Vanilla
    Gingerbread
    Honeysuckle
    Toasted marshmallow
    Crème brûlée
    Cranberry Woods
    Spearmint
    Lime
    Wassail
    Peppermint
    Chardonnay
    Dirt
    georgia peach
    Old-fashioned banana pudding
    Island Fresh
    Bedtime bath
    Hot buttered rum
    Cucumber Wasabi Cilantro
    Rootbeer
    Aloe and white lilac
    Fresh brewed coffee
    Sour watermelon candy
    Caribbean
    Bergamot and tarragon leaves
    Honey
    Earl Grey tea
    Australian Bamboo Grass
    Butt Naked
    Buttermilk Pancakes
    Beer
    Vanilla Verbena
    Gingersnap cookies
    Gremlins Goblins & Ghouls
    Double Mint
    Autumn Daze
    Bamboo Hemp
    Cannabis Flower
    Snowball Fight
    Blood & Roses
    Where the Sun Don't Shine
    Mad Hatter
    Leaf piiiile!
    The Birds & The Bees
    It's 5' o'clock Somewhere!
    Dirty Hoe
    Late Bloomer
    O, What a Tangled Web…
    Pick of the Patch
    Tangle in The Tinsel
    Practice Safe Hex
    Blood Donors Needed…
    Zero
    Fools Gold
    Zombie's Eat Brains…
    Katniss
    Capitol Diamond
    Tiny Tribute
    Pedicure (peppermint, eucalyptus, tea tree)
    Insert Cookie Cutter Name Here…
     

    NEW "Party in a Box" Fortune Cookie Sampler + Giveaway!

    Since "Laissez Les Bons Temps Rouler" is pretty much the moto around here at FCS, we finally created a product to celebrate that. 


    The "Party in a Box" sampler contains.. 

    (1) "Got Beads?" Fortune Cookie      Smells Like: Summer Sorbet 

    (1) "Let The Good Times Roll" Fortune Cookie   Smells Like: Nectarine & Honey 

    (1) "Show Me Your...Cookies!" Fortune Cookie    Smells Like: Strawberry Wine 


    Win one!




    a Rafflecopter giveaway

    Valentine's Day products + New Massage Candle!

     All New! Valentine's Day products available now!

    We know not everyone gets all mushy and gushy for Valentine's Day, in fact, it can all be a little nauseating! Don't let that ruin the holiday for you...introducing the Anti-Valentine Gift Set, perfect for those wanting to spoil themselves for Valentines Day! 




    The story behind the massage candle...

    It all started when I heard the word Massage Candle for the first time. What's a massage candle, you say? Well, just like a lot of you, I also   NEEDED to know! It just SCREAMED Valentine's Day to me! 

    That was all it took for us to be off and running to the FCS test lab, determined to test, test and test some more, until we were all loose limbed and ready for a nap! 

    We found that all natural soy wax melts at a very low temperature, making it a perfect ingredient for our new endeavor. By adding in rich, natural butters and oils, it created a luxurious formula that passed all of our massage testing! Tough job huh? ;)


    Below are basic step-by-step instructions for safe use:

    1. Light your massage candle 

    2. Let it burn for 10-20 minutes. Depending on how lucky the other person is getting :p

    3. Drizzle the warmed liquid directly onto that special someone

    4. Give (or receive) the most unforgettable massage ever. Don't worry, we're leaving now...

    Massage candle is not edible




    "No Tricks, Just Treats" Halloween Soap Box

    A limited number of The Halloween Soap Box will be going back on sale this Saturday Sept 29th at Noon CST. Boxes ship Oct. 5th.

    The boxes sold out so fast the first time around, I know a lot of you didn't get a chance to really see what's in it! Watch for a chance to win one sometime this week. :)


    Price includes shipping

    1. "Grave Digger" Fortune Cookie Soap smells like freshly dug earth             

    2. "Scary Spice" OCD  a mouthwatering blend of Pumpkin, Apple and Caramel                      

    3. "Zombie Treats" Bath Fizzy THAT GLOWS IN THE FREAKIN' DARK!!!!!! and smells like a legit Jolly Rancher candy.                   

    4. "Ghost Gum" Hydrate Me in the shape of a skull and smells like a 50/50 Orange Cream bar.                     

    5. "Vampire Blood" Body Wash in Black Cherry fragrance.                        

    6. "Witches Wart Be-Gone" Clearly Complexion Clay Mask                            

    7. "Gremlins, Goblins & Ghouls OH MY! Whipped Cream smells like grape candy.                    

    8. "Smashed Pumpkin" Wax Tart  a guest product sample from Scentsory Overload that smells like Pumpkin/Rum.               

    9. "Headless Horseman" Bath Melt in a freakish tropical pumpkin blend                 

    10. $10 Discount Code towards a future purchase. 

    Boxes for sale in the US $19.99

    Boxes for sale in Canada $28.00

    Boxes for sale Overseas $34.00


    Goodbye spring...hello savings!!! **LIMITED QUANTITIES**

    All 72 sale items are being discontinued and have very limited quantities, if you have any favorites from the Spring Line, don't hesitate....they won't last long! 

     


    ORDERS PLACED PRIOR TO THIS ANNOUNCEMENT WILL NOT RECEIVE THE DISCOUNT. MAY NOT BE USED IN CONJUNCTION WITH ANY OTHER OFFERS OR PROMOTIONS. NO DISCOUNT CODES MAY BE USED ON SALE ITEMS. GIFT CERTIFICATES MAY BE USED. NO RAIN CHECKS. WE RESERVE THE RIGHT TO CANCEL ANY ORDER DUE TO UNAUTHORIZED, ALTERED, OR INELIGIBLE USE OF OFFER AND TO MODIFY OR CANCEL THIS PROMOTION DUE TO SYSTEM ERROR OR UNFORESEEN PROBLEMS. 

    All orders must be placed on our website. Please DO NOT call in to place orders. 


    FCS Hunger Games Tribute Collection launches TONIGHT!!

    Tune in to our zOMG! page tonight at 8pm CST, to get your first glimpse of the Limited Edition Hunger Games Tribute Collection!


    Hungry for more Hunger Games? If you're anything like us and are completely obsessed with anything and everything Hunger Games, now's your chance to smell like your favorite HG character!! We created a whole collection based on each main character and customized each fragrance to reflect that character. 


    There will be games, trivia, prizes and an exclusive discount code provided at the end of Blogtv to snatch up some products before anyone else...at a discount! Oh, and we might just be in costume. What? I said we were obsessed

    See you tonight!! 

     
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