What can I say, we've been doing a lot of testing....
First of all, you might want to take a moment to consider whether you might be better off just not buying a BUBBLE BLUNDER.
Every so often we make an "OOPS!" batch. We don't like to point fingers or say names but it's always the Noobie. Don't feel bad for us... we take it out of their paycheck, and give them a good old fashioned Marine Corps hazing. (it takes Justin back to his glory days!)
So what do we do with all these perfectly usable, but ugly products?..... hmmm I'll tell you what we do! We sell it sooper, dooper, crazy cheap! We guarantee that you will get at least 1.5 lbs of product. It's going to look ugly, the fragrance probably won't match the color. Nothing will have labels, you will have to do your homework to find out just what you got in your bag. It may have a fortune in it from someone's else's custom order, graduation or college frat party.. saying something like "I got smashed during Rush 2013!"
It may contain 4 fortune cookies, some bath salts, a fizzy and some bath melts, but I really doubt it, there's no guarantee on any specific products. You'll get a mix of messups and leftovers with the guaranteed weight of a hefty 1.5 lbs!
They'll arrive in a zip-top bag that is guaranteed to have been used less than 4 times for lunches and such....we may or may not be kidding about that.
THE HOLY BUBBLE BLUNDER COMMANDMENTS
l. THOU SHALT NOT BUY MORE THAN ONE PER PERSON, PER HOUSEHOLD (you don't want us to have cancel your order, do you?)
ll. THOU SHALT NOT USE A DISCOUNT CODE (same results as above)
lll. THOU SHALT NOT WHINE OR CRY...IT'S JUST AWESOME SOAP
lV. SHALT THOU NOT GET THE BLUNDERS YOU WANT...WANT THE BLUNDERS YOU GET
V. THOU SHALT NOT CAUSE ANY DRAMA - HUGS, NOT DRAMA!
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