The Mad Hatter Fortune Cookie Soap

Examples of the Mad Hatter fortunes...

Of course. Anyone can go by horse or rail, but the absolute best way to travel is by hat. Have I made a rhyme?

You used to be much more...muchier. You've lost your muchness.

When that day comes I shall futterwacken... vigorously.

You have a regrettably large head! I would very much like to hat it!

OK, he's as mad as a box of frogs.

That's not going to come off. Sorry.

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