Hello Kat Bath Gift Set by Fortune Cookie Soap

Wash yourself with Hello Kitty! …soaps you pervs!

These days, Hello Kitty is everywhere. Big, small; short, tall — you see her famous face everywhere. Why is that face so famous? It’s because she has no mouth, you see — at least according to creator. I guess that means she never has to have her mouth washed out with soap — but the little wonder might be regretting her lack of mandibles, given her brand new product: Hello Kitty fortune cookie soap! Now, you may be thinking that this was a bad idea, but honestly, this Hello Kitty fortune cookie soap kit is the best thing to hit the shelves since – well, since Hello Kitty!

When you order this perfect little Chinese food carton packed full of fortune cookie soap, you are not just getting soap — you are getting an all natural and great-for-your-sexy-skin soap in two different flavors (not for eating though, wash yourself with it seriously … do not eat it). Naturally, the container will be all wrapped up with, yes, a Hello Kitty ribbon. This is a great gift for a kid … or someone who is really obsessed with Hello Kitty. We know you’re out there!

This set comes with 1 “Sweet Tart Martini,” 1 “Sublime,” 1 "Keep it Clean," 1 "The Candy Addict," 1 "Takes the Cake," and 1 "Pink Power," and is wrapped in a stylish “Hello Kitty” ribbon.