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Using Fortune Cookie Soaps makes you look younger and thinner.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
All true wisdom is found on T-shirts.
Be good - and if you can’t be good, be clean.
Be naughty - save Santa the trip.
Blondes may have more fun, but brunettes remember it the next day.
Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
A Fragrant Shower is in your future!
I thought I was wrong once, but it turns out I was mistaken.
I’m a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I’m perfect.
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
If ignorance is bliss, why aren’t more people happy?
All true wisdom is found on T-shirts. Never eat yellow snow.
Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
Good things are being said about the fragrance you are wearing.
Maybe someday, you will meet someone who will help you do something at some vague point in the future.
Sleep: a completely inadequate substitute for caffeine.
The person who knows how to laugh at himself will never cease to be amused.
Maybe someday, you will meet someone who will help you do something at some vague point in the future.
I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
Worry is like a rocking chair; it keeps you busy, but gets you nowhere.
Hard work never killed anyone but why risk it?
A relaxing bath will prove the foundation of your success in life.
I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers. — Peter Kaye
I can’t complain, but sometimes I still do.
You can only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough
A one-of-a-kind, hot bath will keep you warm for years.
Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
Lead me not into temptation. I can find the way myself.
If you’re not having fun, then you’re not doing it right.
Soft skin and sweet smells follow you closely wherever you go.
Wasting time is an important part of living.
Which is worse: Ignorance or apathy? Who knows? Who cares?
The shortest distance between two points is always under construction.
To err is human, to arr is pirate.
Too much of a good thing is wonderful.
The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
A relaxing bath will prove the foundation of your success in life.
I don’t care who you are! Get those reindeers off my roof!
I see a very fragrant bath in your future!
Someone who soaks with suds succeeds in softness.
I used to be indecisive but I am not sure anymore
Good fortune is the result of good Scents.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
If I look confused it’s because I’m thinking.
Soft skin and sweet smells follow you closely wherever you go.
If you think nobody notices you, try missing a couple of baths.
If you can’t learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly.
If you didn’t get caught, did you really do it?
You will have a long happy bath.
I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
Laugh at your problems; everybody else does.
The joyfulness of a bath prolongeth your days.
My Mom told me to be good, but she’s been wrong before.

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