Fortune Cookie Sayings


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  • Using Fortune Cookie Soaps makes you look younger and thinner.
  • A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
  • All true wisdom is found on T-shirts.
  • Be good - and if you can’t be good, be clean.
  • Be naughty - save Santa the trip.
  • Blondes may have more fun, but brunettes remember it the next day.
  • Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
  • A Fragrant Shower is in your future!
  • I thought I was wrong once, but it turns out I was mistaken.
  • I’m a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I’m perfect.
  • If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
  • If ignorance is bliss, why aren’t more people happy?
  • All true wisdom is found on T-shirts. Never eat yellow snow.
  • Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
  • Good things are being said about the fragrance you are wearing.
  • Maybe someday, you will meet someone who will help you do something at some vague point in the future.
  • Sleep: a completely inadequate substitute for caffeine.
  • The person who knows how to laugh at himself will never cease to be amused.
  • Maybe someday, you will meet someone who will help you do something at some vague point in the future.
  • I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
  • Worry is like a rocking chair; it keeps you busy, but gets you nowhere.
  • Hard work never killed anyone but why risk it?
  • A relaxing bath will prove the foundation of your success in life.
  • I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers. — Peter Kaye
  • I can’t complain, but sometimes I still do.
  • You can only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough
  • A one-of-a-kind, hot bath will keep you warm for years.
  • Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
  • Lead me not into temptation. I can find the way myself.

  • If you’re not having fun, then you’re not doing it right.
  • Soft skin and sweet smells follow you closely wherever you go.
  • Wasting time is an important part of living.
  • Which is worse: Ignorance or apathy? Who knows? Who cares?
  • The shortest distance between two points is always under construction.
  • To err is human, to arr is pirate.
  • Too much of a good thing is wonderful.
  • The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!

  • A relaxing bath will prove the foundation of your success in life.
  • I don’t care who you are! Get those reindeers off my roof!
  • I see a very fragrant bath in your future!
  • Someone who soaks with suds succeeds in softness.
  • I used to be indecisive but I am not sure anymore
  • Good fortune is the result of good Scents.
  • If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
  • If I look confused it’s because I’m thinking.
  • Soft skin and sweet smells follow you closely wherever you go.
  • If you think nobody notices you, try missing a couple of baths.

  • If you can’t learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly.

  • If you didn’t get caught, did you really do it?
  • You will have a long happy bath.
  • I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
  • Laugh at your problems; everybody else does.
  • The joyfulness of a bath prolongeth your days.
  • My Mom told me to be good, but she’s been wrong before.
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